Funny signboards!

In a Toilet:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Romantic but not romantic!

                     My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,

                     Marrying you screwed up my life.

                     

                     I see your face when I am dreaming.

                     That's why I always wake up screaming.

                     

                     Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

                     This describes everything you are not.

                     

                     Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,

                     But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

                     

                     I thought that I could love no other --

                     that is until I met your brother.

                     

                     Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

                     But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

                     

                     I want to feel your sweet embrace;

                     But don't take that paper bag off your face.

                     

                     I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --

                     Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

                     

                     My love, you take my breath away.

                     What have you stepped in to smell this way?

                     

                     My feelings for you no words can tell,

                     Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

                     

                     What inspired this amorous rhyme?

                     Two parts tequila, one part limeJ

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 on 7th August, 2009

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 on 7th August, 2009

Amaze your friends, by telling them

At 12hr 34 minutes and 56 seconds on the 7th of August

this year, the time and date will be

12:34:56 07/08/09

This will never happen again in your life!

The Incredible India